Conservative podcasters, fearful that a blue wave will overwhelm the orange craze and wash away their red income streams, have started looking for other employment opportunities. Korean beauty brands have identified this untapped potential and started employing the hateful pundits en masse. Korean make-up utilises finely ground pearl dust
Arizona camel farmer Fatima Fafo is slightly peeved at U.S. President Donald Trump. "I voted for that man three times," she told The Festinger Gazette, "and I totally believe every single word that flies out of his filthy, lying mouth. But he's stealing my
Several body parts were harvested from U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham after his recent passing for an auction to raise funds for SAGE, the advocacy service for LGBTQ+ elders. Some internal organs, including the late Senator's heart and brain, showed surprisingly little signs of wear and tear. The
The United States of America has entered a period of mourning for their Mad King, who died earlier this month at the age of Extreme Dementia. The three official days of mourning are expected to bring tens of millions of bereaved subjects out into the streets to express their grief.
Dolomites, Italy 26 November, 2025 Dado Di Campo, a 25 year old man from Verona, Italy, has been rescued today by his Italian grandmother, or Nonna, after spending five harrowing days and nights lost in the Dolomites. The alarm was raised by Di Campo's girlfriend, Mia Maritare, after
Washington DC, U.S.A. 21 November, 2025 In a stunning turn of events, this little piggy refused to go to market. Instead, he went wee wee wee wee, all the way home. President Piggy, prized hog at the trough of taxpayer funds, refused to board the bus bound for
Gold Coast, Australia 14 November, 2025 Social media fitness influencer, Loven D. Limelight, passed away in the early hours of this morning as a result of battery failure in his ring light. Followers of the beloved influencer raised the alarm three days earlier after Limelight failed to post a selfie
Washington DC, United States 13 November, 2025 White House Press Secretary, Karo-lyin' Leavitt, read a statement today in the White House press briefing room from U.S. President, J. Gatsby. Transcript follows: "I, your favourite President, J. Gatsby, am known as J. Gatsby. I have always been
Rome, Italy 12 November, 2025 Italy's Populist government collapsed today after Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni dissed pasta and her Nonna on an open microphone. PM Meloni - Italy's first female Prime Minister - has ruled Italy since October, 2022, and is the leader of the Brothers of Italy
Geneva, Switzerland, Earth #4547 11 November 2025 The multiverse scientific community suffered a devastating blow today. Project Blue Bridge, the only known inter-dimensional bridge to the multiverse, erupted in a mix of despair and mockery as every other known Earth realised our Earth, Earth #4547, had elected Donald J.