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Washington DC, U.S.A. 21 November, 2025 In a stunning turn of events, this little piggy refused to go to market. Instead, he went wee wee wee wee, all the way home. President Piggy, prized hog at the trough of taxpayer funds, refused to board the bus bound for
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Washington DC, United States 13 November, 2025 White House Press Secretary, Karo-lyin' Leavitt, read a statement today in the White House press briefing room from U.S. President, J. Gatsby. Transcript follows: "I, your favourite President, J. Gatsby, am known as J. Gatsby. I have always been known
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Rome, Italy 12 November, 2025 Italy's Populist government collapsed today, after Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni was caught dissing pasta and her Nonna on an open microphone. PM Meloni - Italy's first female Prime Minister - has ruled Italy since October, 2022, and is the leader of
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Geneva, Switzerland, Earth #4547 11 November 2025 The multiverse scientific community suffered a devastating blow today. Project Blue Bridge, the only known inter-dimensional bridge to the multiverse, erupted in a mix of despair and mockery as every other known Earth realised our Earth, Earth #4547, had elected Donald J. Trump