Influencer Dies After Ring Light Failure

Gold Coast, Australia

14 November, 2025

Social media fitness influencer, Loven D. Limelight, passed away in the early hours of this morning as a result of battery failure in his ring light.

Followers of the beloved influencer raised the alarm three days earlier after Limelight failed to post a selfie for two hours. Their call to 000 emergency services was immediately transferred to Professional Influencer Social Services, the influencer welfare society. However, due to the enormous amount of welfare checks carried out by the strained service, P.I.S.S. took 72 hours to respond to the call.

P.I.S.S. agents arrived at Limelight's home at 3am this morning and discovered the influencer in his bathroom, frozen in place in front of his bathroom mirror, flexing in a side chest pose. A quick investigation found the battery in his ring light had failed, casting the influencer in a poor light. Limelight had glitched at this point, unable to move. On-site P.I.S.S. agents immediately called for an ambulance.

Ambulance Officers arrived on scene and attempted to administer electrolytes; however, the influencer objected on religious grounds.

"I only drink my sponsor's electrolytes," he said. These words were his last words, before succumbing to severe dehydration. His official cause of death is listed as 'Being a massive douche bag'.

Loven D. Limelight, with no real-life friends or family, is survived by both his social media followers.

Vale, Loven. May the ring lights in influencer heaven never go dark.